What I'd like for Christmas

In an annual tradition, we look at the bottom ten teams in the Premier League and ask what wish they'd really like granted for Christmas.  Here's what we think they'd say:
Bolton Wanderers:  A team that challenged for a top-half finishlast season now at the bottom of the table?  What could we possibly want?  Thinking big, Gary Cahill to sign to a new contract (or to receive heaps on his sale) and